You know how when you first start wearing thongs, and it feels like something is always up your ass. But you get used to it, so you don’t feel it any more? Well, it’s back. The ‘up my asshole’ feeling is back. I don’t enjoy this. The end.
One Song, Glory
So, I get home. My feet are soaking wet because I parked in a puddle. And all I wanna do is watch Tyra. My telly isn’t working, and my internet wasn’t working. No Tyra. No anything. I spent the last five hours trying to fix my internet and tv all while cooking dinner, Fettuchini with bacon. The tv magically fixed it self, and I finally got the internet to work. Litterally about three minutes ago. Oh, and I still have tons of homework to do, and shower. AND! Watch My Life As Liz. ANNNND Cyn is ‘going out’ again. And she’s dressed like a hooker. Shirt, leggings, and ‘hooker boots’. Fuck my life.
We Used To Vacation
Snow storms are fun in a shitty Volkswagen. A bunch of friends and I were hanging out. Plan was to eat at Texas Road House, go to Kayla’s, watch movies, then go home. But that didn’t really happen. Well, the going home part. We got out of Kayla’s neighborhood okay had to follow in some guys tracks buuuut whatever. Got on the highway to drop off Jon and that was horrible. The highway was hardly plowed, so we’re going 20 trying to stay in the lane and people were beeping at us. So we get off the highway and we’re doing out now. Buuut, the tracks in the road kinda went off road, into a fence. Annnnd, that’s what the Volkswagen did. Thankfully we didn’t hit the fence. Buut, we were stuck there for awhile. Okay, cool. We go to drop Jon off and see if we can possibly sleep over til morning but his mom is all “Naaaah” so we have to try and get back home and we’ll all just stay at Yvonne’s. Okay, we’ll try to make it. We’re going pretty good, and we’re about to be on the main roads til there is a huuuge hill that Jesus (The car) can’t/won’t get up. We fought for a good 20 minutes trying to get up the hill. So, we pull over and try to make tracks for Jesus to follow, maybe that’ll help. Nope. Alright, let’s call Triple A. So Yvonne is calling my Triple A card and my phone rings, it’s Jon. He said his mom changed her mind. Whoop! Us girls go back and spend the night at his house. In the morning we figured the roads would be okay. And, they were. But getting across the street to take the least hilly way out of Jons neighborhood wasn’t really plowed. Lisa and I got out and pushed the car hopeing that would work. Nope. Plow Truck! Whooooop! He plows the road for us and it’s home free from there. Not really. Jesus has been on E for quite some time. We scrounge up all our money. A whole 13 bucks worth and go to the nearest gas station. Fill up and get to Yvonne’s. We’re all safe except my car is snowed in. The plow trucks threw snow all around my car and digging out my car was no fun, it took nearly an hour. But I got out and dropped off Lisa, and got home safe. The end.
ahahah fun fun fun.
Now it’s mid-terms week and I only have to go to school in the afternoon for two hours to take whatever exam I have that day :3 And I’m not taking two I’m supposed to because I have an A and the teachers are dumb. ahaha They’re gunna be sooo pissed XD Ohhh well. Don’t sit there and tell me I don’t have to take the exam, then take it back. Or make me take the exam for no reason at all. Oh, at my school. If you have an A in a class and you’re a senior, you don’t have to take the exam. mmhm.
My Kind’s Your Kind; I’ll Stay The Same!
Tomorrow I find out what surgery I’m getting on my jaw. And, I am scared shitless. What if I need a total jaw replacement? No me gustaaaa! But they said most likely they’ll be popping something back into place that fell out or something. I don’t understand the doctors language. Lamesauuuuuce. I’m soo terrified, I can’t even think about it anymore. ><
Best part of today: Talking to Cam about musicians. Karen O, Death Cab, Explosions, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Already said, kinda), Postal Service. Muy muy muuuuy bein<3
And wait! Well, they don’t love you like I love you! Wait! Well, they don’t love you like I love you! Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps. Wait! Well, they don’t love you like I love you (Alexander Tao No Middle Name Tang)
Shiawase (Happiness)
I called Alex back because he texted and I was driving home and I asked why he called and he said “Because I meessed you” and I wanted to just bawl my eyes out. I don’t even know why. Maybe it’s because I’m never really out and that’s why he missed me but I don’t know. It was so cute and I was so happy to hear that because I’m normally the one saying that.
Alex is always so busy, he’s always doing some sort of school thing or studying or working or I don’t even know. I only see him on Saturdays and can only talk to him from 9.00 to 9.30. It sucks, but we push through. College is going to be so much worse. Graaawr! No me gusta!
Manes In Your Mouth, Hooves On Your Chest
Just applied to QCC, now all I gotta do is send in my transcripts and financial aid junk. Eep!
I’m sleepy and cooold. Nothing special happend today. Got my bangs fixed, bought makeup brushes because mine are lost, bought a super cute phone charm, annnd got earrings. Oh, and put a note on someones car for leaving their dog in the car. Dumb idiots.
Note:
“Dear Asshole,
Next time, don’t leave this adorable puppy in your car.
P.S: Fuck you.”
ahahaha :]
The Boogie That Be.
Some quotes my brother said while fighting with my mom about how my boyfriend came over when she wasn’t home and how he should have the same privilege. Oh, and boyfriend was only over for fifteen minutes and I even asked my mom if it was okay if he came over and she was one hundred percent fine with it. Sooo. Here we go :)
“I’m 16 I should be able to makeout with girls in front of you!”
Dude. Really? What the faack? So disrespectful. Who would want to do that?
“That’s such bull!” x7
Uh, no. It’s not. That’s exactly how you are. Grow the fuck up.
“You assume that all I want is pussy, when it’s not!”
ahahahahaha Reeeeeaaaally dude? Did you just say pussy to our mother? Wooow. Who in their right mind says that their own mother? ahahahaha
That was my whole evening. Me over hearing their fight, telling boyfriend what my brother says and us laughing about his ridiculousness.
Also, good tattoo idear. Paw print of ma doggie and maybe ma other animals? I mean, they really have affected my life and I want to work with animals. Soo, why not? Ehhhh?
Mama Africa
Is it really possibly that my back kills this much? I’m seventeen and I feel like I’m going to break with the slightest movement. I am not a old decrepit woman, thankyou very much.
And why does Word Press say I posted at 8.34pm on my last post when it was at 3.00pm? WTF mate!
Worst Pick Up Line.
So, I was at Cumbies with a couple of friends getting slushies and I see a guy walk in and he looks at us and turns to his friend and says “I’mma go talk to them” and we’re all giggling and getting our 89 cent slushies (Oh fuck yes. Best thing in the world.) and he comes up and says “Are you from Massachusettes?” ahahhahaha! What the faaaaack?! Obviously, we’re in Mass right now ya’ dumby! Best part of the day right there :)
